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[–] fuspezza 0 points 101 points (+101|-0) ago 

If you walk in to traffic you better make sure you die otherwise you will be liable in fixing a car you dented.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

That’s was funnier than anything the SNL staff writers have written in a decade.

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[–] BigMatteson 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

This is an under-voated comment.

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[–] Jjdoggie84 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

Upvoats for all

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[–] JohnGoodman [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Haha nice

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I wanna make a comedy movie out of this comment

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[–] JohnGoodman [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do it, we need less jew movies

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[–] talmoridor-x 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Top kek

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[–] piratse 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

Most jobs are shit after a while. And "doing what you love" will just make you hate what you loved.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

What's that Tiger Woods quote?

"If you find a career doing something you love, you'll never work a day in your life"?

I wonder if he feels that way now that he's lost all his endorsements, doesn't win tournaments, his wife has half his money, and there isn't a vanload of bikini models waiting to bang him after the last putt drops.

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[–] con77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

that quote is 100 years older than Tiger sex addict

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[–] RedditSuxBalls 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm pretty sure that guy was up at five every morning practising his drive even at the height of his powers. So who knows?

Just on a whole different level.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Isn't there some blonde Trump hater who burns the coal with him to spite herself?

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He still feels extremely rich

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[–] 0110001111 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Pretty much, I love my job as a hobby, but hate it as work. "Doing what you love" is utter horseshit, there will always managers, and bureacracy no one likes

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life", but you better be your own boss or they can fuck up what you used to love.

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[–] JohnGoodman [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you can have a job you don't like, the reason you are doing it is to fund the things that you actually do like doing. You have to be able to not bring your work home with you

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I had a couple managers in one of my businesses, but I told them what I wanted done, despite the bureaucracy and invasive laws. Don't hire people you're not willing to fire or otherwise dispose of, and maintain control over your organization. If you let unwanted bureaucracy into your business, consider that you may be doing it wrong.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, going into culinary arts sort of killed my passion for cooking. That's why gardening is strictly a hobby for me.

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[–] watitdew 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not did it only kill my passion for cooking it amplified my misanthropy by orders of magnitude.

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[–] Rotteuxx 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Not necessarily, I'm passionate about my trade & no amount of shitty work could change that.

Shitty jobs pay the bills and the fun ones make it worthwhile, it's all about balance & perception. Life ain't supposed to be fun anyways, people who expect an easy/comfy ride are the ones with a problem & are dooming themselves psychologically.

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[–] anotherdream 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Been learning this one and I hope my fiance will learn it as well. Life means living, living requires struggle. It is not about an easy comfy ride, - we'll all do our best to make sure we're as comfortable as we can be but, in the end, it's gonna be a cramped, noisy, 15 hour flight in economy class if you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Just gotta go do the best you can.

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Life could be better for the productive people if they are not forced to donate gibs to people they don't give a fuck about.

Middle class shouldn't even be paying tax and the bottom of the economic pyramid should just be left to die. Earth is cramped and we should be executing most people instead of actually wasting money on prison budget. Human life and civil rights is fucking overrated and is why we are in this mess right now, it will all eventually gravitate to socialism which is basically the destruction of the middle class.

Anyone who's an "employee" shouldn't even be paying fucking taxes. Homeless fucks who don't try to find jobs should be left to die. Violent crime? Repeat offenders? Death penalty. We should slash prison budget by 99% and turn prison into concentration camps. "Human rights" bullshit only benefit undesirable humans (criminals, terrorists, etc) on the expense of desirable humans (people with no criminal record).

Also NO MORE fucking foreign aid. If 1 billions of africans is to die because they are too stupid to grow their own food, then so be it. Life would definitely better for everyone if human population on the planet fucking went down (since resources are limited), the undesirables need to be culled or left to die the natural ways.

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[–] GreaseLightning 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Try software testing. you sit and go through every inch of the program, pushing every button. Then they make an update, then you do it all over again. Forever

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[–] GreaseLightning 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not when the company you work for keeps changing shit so its cheeper to hire a bunch of dudes then to constantly modify the test script

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[–] JohnGoodman [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yep you have it even worse than me

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[–] SChalice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

QA for video games is a dream job.

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't worry, we are working on automating that and you won't have to do it for long.

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[–] avgwhtguy1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ya, you just have to run the reports :/

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

On a long enough timeline almost all jobs are repetitive.

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[–] JohnGoodman [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah pretty much

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

^this.

Repetitive jobs is better than boring jobs that requires constant focus.

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[–] NotoriousIUD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't think it matters what job I have. I get bored between the 2 and 3 year point. Like BAD bored where I'm like you and want to walk into traffic.

I start off doing a phenomenal job. Lots of potential. Then get to this point.

I think a big part is a personality thing. Because theres people out there COMPLETELY fine doing the exact same fucking thing, day in and day out, for decades. They fucking love it. And I just can't wrap my head around that shit. I'm not saying it's bad or anything I'm saying the idea of being cool with that is completely alien to me. If a personality exists that's content with settling like that then there must be personalities that craves change once in awhile.

But there is an element of poor management as well. Because aside from those people that craves settling, the majority needs some element of variety eventually. Ideally a boss should create incentives or some sort of path of promotion for these people. In fields where that doesn't exist then it would be hell for people that need occasional change.

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[–] AssaultMonkey 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We should have some beers together.

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You may have adult ADHD. I do have. I finish people's sentences and have a new interest every week. No fucking patience at all.

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[–] NotoriousIUD 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah I definitely do actually. Diagnosed and everything. The meds did me a world of good. But they cost a lot so I haven't been on them for years. Seriously thinking about trying again maybe costs have come down.

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[–] ImNazingIt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Instead of trying to find something you love, which is what a bunch of people may tell you, instead focus on the easy which is identifying all the things you hate. I worked a job I hated for about a decade, it was easy for me to point to the things and say I hate this, I hate that. It let me see I wanted a job that was dynamic, something different every day. Something that moved and even if I did the same thing twice it wasn't the same. A job I could do anywhere and not have to find specific cities that had the niche I used to work in. After a bunch of searching and some different schooling a friend recommended EMT, said it was just 1 semester to get started and you got to do clinicals which puts you on an ambulance to see whats up, and fell in love. It drove me to get my Paramedic and more. Even if I spend a day running breathing calls, no two are the same. The down side is the money isn't there, but in years of heading into work it's never felt like i'm heading into work.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

All fine and good until you get tasked with transporting a 500lb lardwhale to the doctor it's just going to ignore, and you end up with a ruined back because some fat, lazy sack of shit couldn't put the goddamn fork down.

Fat sacks of shit endanger paramedics and need to be left to fucking die.

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[–] ImNazingIt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ya, I've definitely had to transport that. We even have a special truck in our system we call the fatty caddie we call for those situations.

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[–] NassTee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Do it. Just be sure to tweet or post something claiming you have evidence that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

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