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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Drink soda or coffee. Buy chicks booze. Be funny. Have a few bucks. Take them to breakfast. Pick the cutest and craziest. Nookie, nearly every time.

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[–] Reddit_traitor [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

hmmmmm.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I did that for years and years and years - except the not drinking part.

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[–] Voopin__Voopin ago 

instructions unclear dick stuck in breakfast

lol, nah i just wanted to redditfag it up a bit. My serious question:

does the breakfast come before or after the nookie? Is it a 2am waffle house special or a 10am thanks for the nookie breakfast?

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Either direction. Always buy them breakfast. Sometimes first, sometimes after.