Archived Is it normal to still get some poop on your hand sometimes when wiping even if you are an adult? (AskVoat)
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Archived Is it normal to still get some poop on your hand sometimes when wiping even if you are an adult? (AskVoat)
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[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
lol. Good times voat.
If it’s not because of cheap tp breaking, then it’s because you reach too far. Gotta have the tp covering your forethumb? on those long reaches. It’s not practice makes perfect, it’s perfect practice makes perfect.
You have to maintain focus. Be quick, be bold, be brave. Victory is in your grasp, and it smells sweet.
[–] wtfeva [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe I'm not tipping my hand like a fancy lady dranking out of a teacup? Tp is in mid-hand. Reach back and swipe down, not a between legs but side backswipe. I shouldn't have this issue at my age.
[–] riposte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think the side swipe is your issue. Grip the tp with just three fingers and go straight back between the cheeks. Your hand should not touch your ass cheeks. The only thing that touches should be the tp. So straight back with that teacup. Good luck and god speed my friend.
Edit: Practice with this method, and the next time you go to wipe your bum you will be able to taste the sweet victory in your hands. (But you probably shouldn’t)