Archived Is it normal to still get some poop on your hand sometimes when wiping even if you are an adult? (AskVoat)
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Archived Is it normal to still get some poop on your hand sometimes when wiping even if you are an adult? (AskVoat)
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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One, shit happens. Wash your hands.
Two, shitting in the woods is kind of awesome. Bring toilet paper when you go hunting. Squat pooping in the forest is kind of enjoyable for some strange reason.
Anyhow, wait until you get true food poisoning. Then you will know all about pooping and getting some on your hand.
[–] wtfeva [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One time, I thought I had the best shit log ever while camping. It was cedar and felt like fucking fiberglass. I nearly cried actual tears.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can truly empathize with that. There's something magical about pooping in the woods. It's better than writing your name in the snow with pee.