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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

It's not normal if you invest in a bidet.

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[–] wtfeva [S] ago 

I don't have one. Sometimes, I shit in the woods but I do look for the perfect shitter log or rock.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One, shit happens. Wash your hands.

Two, shitting in the woods is kind of awesome. Bring toilet paper when you go hunting. Squat pooping in the forest is kind of enjoyable for some strange reason.

Anyhow, wait until you get true food poisoning. Then you will know all about pooping and getting some on your hand.