[–] Pres_Jack_Tunney 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ask the imams from your caliphate to throw you one last Minnesota style party.

[–] NassTee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Shave my head, get a tattoo (lone star, rifle, and/or longhorn), move to Texas, and run for office as a Republican under my new name, "Frank Allen."

[–] nate72 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blow the lid off of everything and everyone.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Take Hillary down with me

[–] Jimmycog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

See if SNL needs a harliaquin.

[–] kcupsandstudentloans 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Find an attorney.

[–] beece 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sexually molest my super hot aide of course. But I'm not the Senator from Minn and find that both hot and abhorrent so I won't.

[–] hangry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd wander over to The Dubliner and down a few pints.

[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Arkancide

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