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[–] con77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

eliminate her from the planet

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ask her if this turns her on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRtYaYkh74o

If yes keep her. If no kill her.

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[–] Pop-up-king 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this. was.awesome.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] whazzat1970 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Buy toothpaste with flip-cap tops. problem solved.

(edit) if you already have flip-cap toothpaste, i'm aghast.

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[–] jobenzo2nd [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Confirmed. Flip cap Colgate.

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[–] whazzat1970 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh... Dear lord. Yep, I'm aghast.
I used to always be the guilty one when it came to losing the toothpaste caps and drying out the toothpaste.
Then flip-caps came out and I never did it again.
I just don't know what to say about your girlfriend. If she can't flip a cap... I mean... she doesn't even have to use both hands. It takes half a second and she doesn't even have to stop the motion of brushing her teeth. I can't think of a single thing in a morning or evening routine that requires less thought, time or effort. I guess you have to ask yourself if this is something you can endure.

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[–] Meatus2Beatus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You are harsh brother. At least she brushes her teeth, many nasty cunts don’t.

Here’s my advice, if you love your woman and your building something good don’t strt drawing lines in the sand because you are getting scared to commit. Try taking some fun weekend trips to places that are new for both of you. That is a better test to see her weaknesses that her being forgetful of a mundane item like tooth paste.

Most of us have been there and it’s easy to start to make ultimatums but it’s not healthy or productive for your life or relationship.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This thread does not expect or require serious answers. Jut letting you know in a soft manner.

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[–] Pop-up-king 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you're the best, ExpertShitposter.

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

no, but if she puts the toilet paper roll on the inside you need to run !

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[–] catslovejustice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That is not the wrong way if you have a cat!

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[–] Holonomic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Grounds for separation?

It gives you full rights to stranger her in her sleep.

I don't know why women have turned into such fucking pigs.

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[–] a11en 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hahhaa! I had a girlfriend who I actually claimed healed me from a crazy rollercoaster girl (her family was staunchly religious to the point of removing the doors on their daughters' bedrooms). This new girlfriend at the time was wonderful- but I took a picture that summed up our differences at the time. It was two toothpaste tubes in her apartment (I was visiting for the weekend- 4.5h separation which sucked). My tune was squeezed from the bottom, cap on, clean. Hers was squeezed from the middle, no cap, dried toothpaste crust inside her nearly bare medicine cabinet and on the threads of the tube. We laughed about that pic forever. Rofl!!

In the end she had more heart than the few other girls I had the mispleasure of dating. I later in life learned I should have fought harder for her as we both ended up mostly libertarian with some strong conservatism. (Damn the fake conservative republicans!) So don't judge her completely by this one thing. There can be yin to your yang, just watch out it may be a point of contention in the future in other things. [Like oil checks and preventative maintenance. ;) ]

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[–] 123_456 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The door removal thing is actually pretty common.

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[–] a11en 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was amazed. The girls were adults- both over the age of 20, and yet they were controlled very heavily by fearmongering, oppression by the hand of God (I hope her parents are dealt with personally when they arrive at the pearly gates- there's a special place for pharisees), and shame. Both girls had eating disorders one Anorexia to the point of never having had her period and the other Bulemia. Sad.

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[–] Pop-up-king 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i bet you miss her.

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[–] a11en 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I miss what might have been- that's not the same thing as what is. :) Our imagination is always better than reality. At the time I was a bit of a gear-head, owned two motorcycles, a car etc- she wanted no motorized vehicles and to only buy food at a local co-op that was organically grown (which included her squashing bugs by hand on the farm- LOL.). Needless to say I would not have thought it would work out back then!! Lol

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The only logical answer is to burn the house down with her inside.

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