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[–] bagano1 2 points 90 points (+92|-2) ago 

Men who worry about what other men do in the bathroom: how gay are you?

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[–] middle_path 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

Sitter confirmed!

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[–] Bigz_Sarducci 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most likely still in the closet or compiling a list to ask if he/she can watch.......

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[–] DeliciousOnions 1 points 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

No aiming required, no loud sound. Nice for when you're drunk or trying to be polite in someone else's house.

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[–] Frankeh 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Also no piss splash back that needs cleaning, close the lid to flush as well you fucking grubs.

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[–] Schism314 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is it right here for me. I don't want the wife to have to work more just because I have some weird obligation to stand. I'm fucking 6'2" that's a good height for that piss to gain velocity and splash everywhere.

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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Drunk

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Drunk or unsure if the pipes are clear and don't want to spray n pray.

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[–] [deleted] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Plank on the toilet

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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I'm too long for that.

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[–] prairie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You have to aim your whole body. Arms out, torso at an angle... oh fuck, missed again.

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[–] chryseos-geckota 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

With any amount of morning wood I can't sit cause I don't wanna have my member touching porcelain.

I do a one handed wall bracing lean.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

thats called the tripod.

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[–] ComedicGoat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck it, just pee in the shower.

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[–] nuworldblue 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

I sit when I fucking feel like it.

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[–] auggs 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Women will never know the joy of choosing how to pee, free from consequences.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They can get those little cardboard whizzamajigs.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

AHAHAHAHA WRONG YOU ARE, I used one of the whizzer things and pissed in all sorts of interesting places before growing bored! THE SEXES ARE COMPLETELY EQUAL IN EVERY WAY NOW!!!!

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[–] TeranNotTerran 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We should make it fair for women by only sitting, refusing to stand. Destroy the urinals! Embrace equality!

Also, we should stab ourselves once a day for a week every month to induce bleeding.

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[–] lordbeatlejuicethe1 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

i hate when i am shitting and my cock touches the water....

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[–] everysomething 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Ok Mr. 20 inch dick.

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[–] 6gorillion 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My dick isn't that big, but it hits the front of the toilet bowl every once in a blue moon and it's not a good feeling at all. Poo water would be even worse.

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[–] BIGLY17 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

9 in. here - this is an actual thing...

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[–] lordbeatlejuicethe1 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

high water kills via e coli

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is the worst. Especially when you know you're not gonna get a shower for a long while.

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Touching porcelain is just as bad...

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[–] lordbeatlejuicethe1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah its gross

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[–] 11165364 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But did your ball sack...

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[–] lordbeatlejuicethe1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

if i dunk em

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For me its a must with the first morning piss. For one, I had a catheter rip my pee hole(surgery after a sports injury). Then, combine that with the dreaded morning hard-on. If I stood there and pissed it would look like someone took a garden hose to the bathroom. Shit can get crazy quick. One morning I was in a hurry and didn't sit down and it was a blood bath. I pissed on my foot, on my magazine rack---it was dripping off the fucking walls. It would shoot out at a 90 degree angle or totally sideways. I had piss foot all day.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, holy shit.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

PISS FOOT lololol you had this horror story I was feeling badly then PISS FOOT and I'm snorting like a pig.

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[–] lordbeatlejuicethe1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

someday i will pess on you to show my dominance

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[–] dallasmuseum 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I just woke up and don't want to stand yet

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[–] auggs 4 points 6 points (+10|-4) ago 

you sleep ON the toilet?

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