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[–] Red0c5 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The Holy Koran telling me no bacon butties. That irks me because bacon is mega.

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[–] White-Supremacist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Red0c5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very nice.

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[–] Choat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sucking the baby penis. That they see a need to suck the baby penis.

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[–] Warmoose76 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Symbolically cannibalizing Jesus Christ is pretty weird. I don't really mind because it doesn't hurt anyone but seriously what the fuck? Why would you want to cannibalize your saviour and God?

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[–] middle_path 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

It's just a ritual to remind you of why you worship. All religions have ritual and they're all very powerful psychologically.

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[–] Warmoose76 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

How does that remind you of why you worship? Maybe they should be more concerned with what he taught instead of focusing on cannibalism that doesn't have anything to do with the religion. But then again Catholics are a bunch of crazy pedophiles or people that take life advice from pedophiles. Catholics are fucking stupid pieces of shit, the pope and clergy are evil.

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Because Jesus was a zombie and if you eat zombie meat, you become zombie too.

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[–] hangry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Muslims who kill in the name of Allah.

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[–] Nekochan11 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

taqiyya and kitman in Islam.

They have absolutely no obligation to tell the truth to non Muslims.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Disallowing inquiry into other religions/gods. If X is the true god, why would it feel so insecure about me learning about a new religion, ritual, or god? What would it all matter in the end?

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not even Christianity does that. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

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[–] middle_path 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

There is a lot mentioned in the bible that the religion either ignores or misinterprets. This was a criticism of Christianity, which doesn't necessarily follow the bible very strictly.

Also, if you learn what the dead sea scrolls have to say, you'll realize YHVH was just one of the Elohim.

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[–] Stinkieroldgoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mormon magic underwear

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[–] littul_kitton 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The part where I write knock knock jokes in the hymnals. I don't know why I do it.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You the real MVP

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