[–] Octocopter 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

You used the word "had" but have you seen how much of a beta faggot he is?

[–] Gowdy 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

^ I'm betting he volunteered w/o even being asked.

[–] prairie 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

He groomed the adults!

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I think offered is the correct word in that sentence

[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Not as much as @henrycorp

[–] ZX4jBXu 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That faggot gobbles way too much cock. Not that there's a arbitrary number of cocks one sucks before that number becomes too much or anything. I mean, all it takes really is one cock and BAM! You're a faggot...

[–] valk2 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

You mean took it up the ass. He claims he banged the female cast on ST:TNG.

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[–] frenemy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

those women would have told that little shit to fuck off. he was a punk that no one on the show liked. notice how missing he is from any reunion.

[–] Firevine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ahahaha what? That prepubescent little puke couldn't have popped a boner, much less smash with the likes of the TNG women. Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troi, Vash, Minuet, Ensign Ro, ahahahaha all his hopes and fapping dreams!

[–] valk2 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

In this day an age you never know with women. Look at recent events. We have no idea if they preyed on him or not. I am being sincere when I say this, and not attempting humor.

[–] Ina_Pickle 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You forgot Guinan.

[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not even Lal?

[–] im_the_dude_man 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

More like, got pegged by.

[–] WilliamCutting 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Thats implying they touched him. He probably jerked off into a plant while they sat there drinking coffee.

[–] Whitworth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Female cast" is code for the kid who played Worf's son.

[–] Jwolfsen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

As bitter as he is today, I'd say a lot.

[–] comma8 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think he is jealous and bitter that he was NOT sexually abused while all the sexy kids were.

[–] frenemy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

'look at me!'

no one does.

that's wheaton in a nutshell.

[–] con77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

all of it. but he enjoyed it. the faggot

[–] dv1155 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"had to"

[–] NextBestThing2Hitler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd bet he gargled a gaggle of cocks in his younger days.

[–] Ho-Lee-Fuk 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They measure the sperm he drank in acre-feet...

[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

they call his ass gape the aching acre

[–] Ho-Lee-Fuk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bwa ha ha ah

[–] littul_kitton 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's dam harsh.

[–] Ho-Lee-Fuk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Zing :)

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