Archived Is there any good reason to leave the toothpaste cap on? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by MetalAegis
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Archived Is there any good reason to leave the toothpaste cap on? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by MetalAegis
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[–] 10892406? 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
So the fecal matter that becomes aerosolized when you flush your toilet doesn't get on it?
[–] Turnip_Time 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
It only matters if you are an aids riddled faggot or something. Those of us with healthy immune systems need not worry.
[–] MetalAegis [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol, in the way you describe it seems like the least of ones concerns.
[–] TendiesHitTheFloor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is that the stuff that the ladies in two girls one cup ate?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Toothpaste dries out.
[–] futhark 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Is there any good reason to wipe your ass after you have taken a dump?
[–] CaldwellMadison 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
So your spouse doesn't yell at you
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Do you enjoy picking at scabs and eating them?
[–] zzyzzx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't want insects getting into my toothpaste, so yeah, the cap stays on!
[–] CallingOutLefty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So that the paste doesn't get crusty and cement itself into the tube, exploding in your face the next time you try to use it.
[–] MetalAegis [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
"Hmm.. I'm squeezing the tube but nothing appears to be happening, perhaps I'll use my eye to see if I can detect what the issue is.. now that I can see see directly into the nozzle I'll apply large amounts of pressure so that I can observ...AARG MY EYE!"
[–] o0shad0o 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
INB4 this is a social experiment seeing if you can get straight answers from goats.