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[–] Jutack 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

Seal my house up and wait it out. I'm not going to risk getting killed trying to fulfill a fantasy.

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[–] lostmau5 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So, the movie Purge in a nutshell?

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[–] CipherEnigma 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So far, the smartest fucking plan out of anyone

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[–] keeganspeck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't worry, there are plenty of illegal things to do in the comfort of your own home! Dabble in identity fraud, or pick up a hobby as a "garage chemist"... the world is your oyster!

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[–] Piyoko-pyo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or going to disneychannel.com without permission from your parents. On a serious note - I bet cybercrimes would absolutely skyrocket.

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[–] AlphaTaco 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Right! Hold up in a small spot keeping me and mines safe.

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[–] feyerbrand 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I would kill the person who used to be married to my friend. They raped them and attempted to murder them. Twice. After that I would probably just sit back on my front porch and watch the world burn.

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[–] adrianscholl 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well this thread got dark rather quickly.

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[–] feyerbrand 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

yea it kinda did haha.

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[–] emikeb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, killing rapists seems like a good way to spend 24 hours.

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[–] feyerbrand 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rapists, Child Molestors, The worthless underbelly of the world pretty much.

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[–] ArcticMonkey 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Shhhhhiiiiiiittttttttt. I need to see this in movie form.

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[–] feyerbrand 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

yea It was pretty messed up.

Basically she has always had this childish idea that love and romance were what life was about. She wanted the status of being married. She had to be married. She loved Titanic, The Notebook, all those romance movies with swinging gestures of a man offering a woman a new life and something exciting. The first guy who bought her flowers nearly every day and came by her house always telling her that she was the best in the world is what swept her off her feet.

Their marriage was rushed, no more than a 3 month engagement. Then within the first week I get an email from her saying "Why does my husband not love me like he used to?" I kid you not they dated for 2 weeks and then got engaged. She had only known the guy for less than 4 months and was already asking that question after getting married. It was on and off for a few months of her depression. She started to see a psychiatrist because her husband told her that she wasn't smart enough or pretty enough and that she needed medical attention.

We stopped visiting because I didn't want him in my house any more. He told her what kind of makeup to wear and how to wear it. Most of the time he didn't allow it because other men would find her attractive. He told her she couldn't wear dresses anymore, and had to always have curly hair. It was the little things that she didn't notice.

Fast forward to 10 months in their marriage. She calls me up and says that she is scared and needs me to go help her out (It was like 11 at night and my wife wasn't super thrilled about going out to their place) but I decided to head out. Midway through driving I get a frantic call from her saying to go home that she didn't need help she was being stupid. That took me off guard so I called her family to find out what was up. They were out of town so I had no clue what was going on. We drove over to her place but all the lights were off and no one was home, her car wasn't there. It turned out she was up at her in-laws house and didn't tell us she had driven there hoping they would be in town to help her from being attacked by their son.

Here is where the story goes even more south. He chased her down and the In-laws were out of town too, and he took her phone from her telling her never to talk to me or my wife again. He then held her down by her throat and broke three of her ribs pressing her arms into her back. He kept her there for nearly an hour with his hand clenched around her neck telling her it would be so easy if he just ended it now. That she wouldn't suffer anymore. The entire time she screamed in agony begging for freedom screaming loud praying the neighbors could hear her.

He left her on the floor that night and drove home. The next morning he acted like nothing happened. This is where she doesn't share much so I am not sure what had happened but the details are fuzzy. I know that he returned to his parents basement and told her that she went against his authority and that he was in charge of this marriage and she had to listen to him. He had sex with her, though she said that it was far from consensual and from the way that she described it "he groped me and forced me on my back telling me that it would be over soon". In my marriage I have never imagined being that way to my spouse. I felt sick when she called me with a cracked and wheezing voice if she could stay the night for a few days. She came over and her neck had thick hand print bruises around it. We convinced her that she needed to talk to my father, who is a police officer and domestic abuse case worker, and he told her to file a report.

The tool by this time had cleaned his entire house out, and there was a charge on her credit card statement that he had gone to a pharmacy and refilled all of her prescriptions. This seemed odd to my friend, but she didn't think was relevant to anything and assumed that her pills were running low. She was on a lot of medication from the psych therapy.

The cops showed up to her house Monday and arrested the douche bag. He was crying the whole time saying he did everything and was guilty. They got a no contact order and she was ready for divorce. Well here is where it goes south a second time. He breaks the order bawling to her saying that he was wrong and that he would do anything to save their marriage. That they were happy together and she knows it.

Because of the big gesture shit from those dumbass movies she took this as a change of heart. She ran back to him, had the charges dropped from Felony to misdemeanor and he didn't go to prison. She moved into his sisters house where they were together for 9 more months. I refused to talk to her, and she knew it was because of this idiotic move of getting back together with him.

In December of 2014 she woke up in the middle of the night with breathing issues. He lips had turned blue and she was experiencing cardiac arrest. Her husband sat around for 3-4 hours debating taking her into the hospital but in the end he said whatever she is a drama queen and went back to bed. At 8 in the morning he woke up to her being cold and nearly not breathing anymore and he being the prick he is decided that it was inconvenient to take her and had her mom drive down and pick her up to put her in the hospital. He sat around saying that she was wasting his day off being at the hospital.

Well in March this year (2015) she calls me up out of the blue saying that she was just in a Psych ward. He had her put away because he thought that her therapy wasn't working and that she was now a drug addict. She sounded distant and confused unsure of what was happening in the world. I felt sick because there was no way that sweet girl needed to be put away in a psych ward. She came over and wasn't anything like her normal self at all. She stopped writing in journals, she stopped posting blogs, she stopped working on any art projects. She was a shell of the friend I used to have. She was only there for a couple of minutes to say hi to my wife, my son, and me but then she was off again. The first time in nearly a year I had seen her and it was a 10 minute visit with a ghost of my friend.

Then she goes radio silent again. Completely dead to the world, her parents didn't even know where she was at during the next 6 weeks. I thought she went back to the ward, but she hadn't. The psychiatrist that she was seeing suggested that since her Husband felt she was abusing drugs that he needed to take control of her pill intake. She was no longer in possession of any of her regular meds. Then Monday morning rolls around in April 2015. I get a call from her mother saying that she was found in her apartment. Her mother had revivified her with CPR but that she was in critical. She had had an overdose. Her husband texted my friend's sister saying he was going to be out of town for the weekend but that his wife was breathing weird again and he didn't want to deal with it this time.

While she was the hospital the douche bag collected everything from the apartment and told the landlord they were divorced and he dodged out to his sisters place again. I finally got in touch with my friend after she was removed from Intensive Care. She had been overdosed on medications she hadn't had refilled for over a year along with her current medications. There wasn't enough proof to show that it was her husband that had done it because he covered his damn tracks so well saying that she was a drug addict and had her put away in a psych ward. But I know my friend. She is not a drug addict and that sleeze ball got away with everything. Better yet he already has a new girlfriend and the divorce isn't final yet. I saw them at the super market last night. It took everything I had to not take him out in the store right then and there.

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[–] PresZaphod 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Rob as many banks as possible and hope I don't die from someone with a similar idea in the process.

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[–] stealy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ha! I bet the banks are gonna be sure they are closed on that day.

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[–] TheHeadlessPothead [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The vault is still in there ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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[–] PresZaphod 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That'd be even better. I don't have to worry about killing someone with hero syndrome.

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[–] martiny 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Not you.

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[–] TheHeadlessPothead [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。

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[–] martiny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sorry you're just not my type. I know we just met, but is time to move on in life.

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[–] KayleeSeasons 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is fantastic

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[–] martiny 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No this is martiny

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Rape...murder...arson...rape...

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[–] llamame_gringo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Geefry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You said rape twice

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I like rape.

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[–] Beasty 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I would pick up homeless people and let them live in my house during the 24 hours. They can be easy targets D:

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[–] stanthedanman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thought you were going to say use them in a makeshift Hunger Games....

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[–] AntwanRockamora 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Pretty sure that's what he meant. Easy targets for his makeshift Hunger Games. Don't really see how it could be read any other way.

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[–] CaptainKnots 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Idk why you would wanna kill homeless people but I feel like homeless people are darkhorses to survive such a day. Theyre desperate, good hiding spots around their city, and most of them arent mentally right so if they get even a little bit of bloodlust. I feel like they would first get food first but after that will shit go down

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[–] klusterVug 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think he meant saving them.

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[–] atheist101 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Have you seen The Purge? It explains how that plan can go horribly wrong

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[–] EasilyStruggling 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They might like your house a little too much if you know what I mean.

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[–] UncleChocolate 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Vandalize the fuck out of my school, rendering it useless for an extended period of time. gotta get dat extra long summer

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[–] Genemaster 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

education, who needs it? /s

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[–] iamcatch22 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We don't need no education

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[–] ilovecreamsoda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Assassinate all of congress, the koch brothers, blow comcast up, blow time warner up, kill their executives for being shit...

you know, just fix a few problems in the country and make the world a better place.

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