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[–] Dortex 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Broke, just barely not homeless, jaded, and surrounded by sluts with the minds of children.

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[–] Iamilliterate 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Autism.

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[–] 10453211? 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

You're not missing out.

Just keep your hand in warm water, then go at it.

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[–] Mghorning 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Zippers stuck.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wish it worked like that when I was trying to get my dammed O2 sensor off.

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[–] 10453222? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Requesting picture of guy caught in zipper. He was white and wearing blue jeans.

I'm not getting that shit in my search history.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm mormon. No sex until marriage.

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[–] 10453231? 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Shalom, brother.

PS: shalom, used as salutation by Jews at meeting or parting, meaning “peace.” Compare with salaam.

What's the Christian equivalent of this?

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Uhh... you already translated it and now you're asking for a translation? "Peace be with you."

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Idk, I'm too busy focusing on myself to be messing around with women. I finally got a job, losing weight and figuring out career plans why would I need outside distractions? Also it's not that I'm not trying but I keep fucking up

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[–] HillBoulder 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because blow jobs feel great. The right girl for you can uplift you and be anything but a distraction.

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[–] Gunfreak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes but spending too much time trying to find her can absolutely be a distraction. He should keep doing him and she will come along or he can look when he's ready.

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[–] Halstan 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Because they're too picky.

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[–] Slayfire122 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

That's a funny way of saying "I'm a beta fag that needs to work out." But yes, modern women think they're God's gift to man.

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Weren't women literally Gods gift to man?

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[–] madazzahattereboot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Because they're not too pricky...

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[–] 10453227? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Penis.

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[–] 10453196? 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Being abstinent lifts an unnecessary worry.

DEUS VULT

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[–] 4775795f4d616e 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because I'm a semi-closeted fag.

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[–] 10453212? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Your time is up, faggot.

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Everybody knows.

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[–] 4775795f4d616e 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, they do now, I guess.

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