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[–] not_drunk 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

guillotine

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The only answer someone should expect from the Voat community.

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[–] not_drunk 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Clearly, my head is in the right place.

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[–] Vortonet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pfft, bring back being drawn and quartered. Guillotine is pansy compared to that shit.

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[–] ScientiaPotentia 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

KEK! Voat summed up in one word.

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[–] killer7 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

While it is a great remedy for headaches and logorrhea gradus gravis, it does have some side effects. For an example, itching neck.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

and not being connected to ones hands anymore would mean seconds of torture.

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[–] raw 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And it is the most humane form of capital punishment. The death row inmate feels no pain at all.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The unchanged mail truck that the USPS uses and which first hit the roads in the 50s have a design life of 1 million miles. They routinely make it to 2.5 million or more. Why? Because everything is over built, made of steel and simple.

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[–] 0110001111 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Cars that aren't full of useless shit that drive the price up.

Not just useless, but cheap too. You're paying more money for plastics and cheap materials. On top of that the lifetime of a current vehicle is not a million miles like the 70s. At best you'll get 150K miles, 200K max. Everything today is built to break

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[–] Water 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The lifetime of vehicles in the 70s was not a million miles. Most limp to 100k

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[–] dirt-reynolds 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe if you buy GM trash. I've had 2 cars in the last 20 years. A Subaru Legacy and an Audi A4. Well over 400k miles and still going up. My wife on the other hand had a $60k GMC Yukon that barely made it 100k and was only 6 years old before it literally went to the scrap yard. That giant piece of shit was in the shop twice a year, every year usually to the tune of $600 - $800 a pop. That's not even counting brakes which that thing chewed up once a year or so.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's exactly what I want. Why is it that you can buy a new car for around $7k USD in places like Europe and Mexico but our cheapest one is $12k. Also, full sized trucks are at least $25k.

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[–] Mobius_racetrack22 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mexican autos can lack crumple zones, airbags, and a few other pricey but worthwhile features.

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[–] Dortex 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Velomobiles.

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[–] Grand_Wizard 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Airships/blimps. If a modern company today came along and made them luxurious and nice, then they would almost be like going on a sky cruise.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Basically a cruise ship in the air that can take you through the Rockies and stop at several tourist attractions. Sign me up.

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[–] killer7 [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Interestingly, there is research being conducted. They may make a comeback at some fields.

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[–] odKe1Gri 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

there is research being conducted

They are doing this ever since the demise of the Zeppelins. No results worth speaking about it yet, unfortunately. There used to be even plans for atomic airships, with nuclear reactor aboard and gardens and penthouses on top, but nothing ever came out of it.

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[–] 22jam22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

U really need to watch the archer episode about blimps or airships.. Just google it you won't be dissapointed.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Think the main problem with this is you are still at the mercy of mother nature a lot more than you would be in a plane. I remember seeing a show about rigid airships and if the got up in bad updraft they would get carried up to high and the helium would leak out. After the helium would leak out the ship crashed and everyone would die.

That being said if they brought them back id gladly take a trip on one

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Parenting

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[–] NotHereForPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm worried that a lot of people have been conditioned not to show children consequences.

It's almost like facebook and other social media are social proof farms where people have to ignore any possibility that their families aren't perfect so as to feel like they can fit in with all of the other perfect families out there. I work at a restaurant and I seriously see parents having a hard time disciplining their children every day. It's genuinely alarming.

we'll ignore all the bad things they do while we take pictures of everyone at the family dinner so people will accept us on facebook once they see how perfect our family is

It's fucking maddening.

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[–] eatmorealmonds 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I knew a long time ago that this shit was coming and our kids would no longer have freedom and fun like most of us did.

No kids here. To each there own however. You voats would probably be a better parent than I would anyway

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Local multiplayer in video games. Games released actually finished. Deep fried apple pies. Orbitz (the drink).

Edit: people going on about the games. I miss the apple pies. They were good. But since we're on the topic: Crystal Pepsi. I found a gas station with a bunch when Pepsi re-launched that line for a short while... I bought them out. I have something like 20 bottles left, sitting in my fridge.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

like how Halo use to be?

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[–] 123_456 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like your ideas, but I don't care about Orbitz. It was tangy sugary water with flavorless jelly in it. Not much of a drink really. Looked cool though.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Orbitz the drink? Was that the one with the floaty balls?

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Floaty balls

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes, it was.

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

PS2 and N64.

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then was the Scold herself,

In a wheelbarrow brought,

Stripped naked to the smock,

As in that case she ought:

Neats tongues about her neck

Were hung in open show;

And thus unto the cucking stool

This famous scold did go.

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[–] Zinnsee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

TIL

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] hangry 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'd love to be able to have an old-fashioned landline phone. Great sound quality and works when there is no internet.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

so get a landline. Its not like its secret technology kept for the Illuminati. Call them, they wire it, you get a handset. I have a landline. Its only use is the house alarm, but if I plugged a handset in I get a dialtone.

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[–] hangry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Checked into it here, but was told it is unavailable. We have to have a computer phone line, not a direct to-the-pole phone line.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Most now are ip based. Different technology and they do not work if they power is out normally.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Crystal Pepsi.

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[–] weredawg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is back. I saw some a few days ago in a store.

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[–] odinist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup. It was about a year ago they had a big re-release. It was just as awesome/terribly as I remember. And unlike the first time it was out, this time I was old enough to discover it mixes well with bourbon.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And it tastes the same. Which is to say young me would love it but now me thinks it tastes weird.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pump shoes

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Crystal Piss. Here's how to make it. Drink lots of water until your piss is clear. Mix sugar into your piss, stir, and enjoy.

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[–] jokersmild 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yo dawg... dat sheeit was dope.

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