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[–] 10339951? 1 points 76 points (+77|-1) ago 

*results may vary by state

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

Ask your doctor or pharmacist if leaving the door unlocked is right for you.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Not everyone who leaves their door unlocked will wake up safe. Common side effects are burglary and vandalism. Other side effects are varying degrees of rape, and in some cases murder.

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet

Can confirm, holes will cause excessive bleeding followed closely by a loss of breath, convulsions, and ultimately death.

Viagra, is it for you?

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[–] HAPPYBEN 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

If there's some nigger forcing his way in my house the only thing I need to worry about is which gun I want to use. Thank god for stand your ground states.

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[–] 10341546? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd have to get a signed statement saying he meant to kill me, probably.

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[–] walterhartman 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Even if you win in court. The media may paint a different picture. He was going to college and and random people will say you invited him there to rape him. There will be picture of him when he was 10.

Pistol caliber carbine, subsonic ammo, suppressor and an acid bath. You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything and delete your social media profiles.

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure it's dead regardless of state.

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Now you've done fucked up. They were just trying to share their vibrancy and cultural enrichment. Almost like a black Santa Claus