[–] ArmedRevolutionTime 4 points 80 points (+84|-4) ago 

Leave the door unlocked. When they come inside shoot them.

[–] Alwaysmakingprogress 1 points 76 points (+77|-1) ago 

*results may vary by state

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

Ask your doctor or pharmacist if leaving the door unlocked is right for you.

[–] HAPPYBEN 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

If there's some nigger forcing his way in my house the only thing I need to worry about is which gun I want to use. Thank god for stand your ground states.

[–] walterhartman 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Even if you win in court. The media may paint a different picture. He was going to college and and random people will say you invited him there to rape him. There will be picture of him when he was 10.

Pistol caliber carbine, subsonic ammo, suppressor and an acid bath. You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything and delete your social media profiles.

[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure it's dead regardless of state.

[–] chmod 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I live in the country and haven't locked my front door in over 10 years. Between my pit bulls and my .357 I don't worry.

[–] felpz1777 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago 

Lock your door, doesn't matter where you live.

[–] Dkeere 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Living in the country, I've had my door kicked in, and had a guy open my back door asking if I had a gas can. Both tweekers. The door getting kicked in didn't result in anything, because I was asleep and posted in a hallway waiting for someone that ran scared. Gas can guy scared the shit out of me and damned near got his head blown off by my wife.

Being in the country doesn't mean much anymore, meth makers prefer to be in the boonies.

[–] juicedidwtc 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

You should probably lock them anyway, you may not have to worry about niggers but remember the further out you are in the wilderness, the more you have to worry about things like alien abductions.

[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are your pitbulls vulnerable to multiple biscuits?

Also I think you need a 45-70 just to make sure you have a caliber that can handle any scenario. What if a hillo on the lose barged in? The 450gr 45-70 would be more adequate.

[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Unlock the door, then setup a phone that can see the door to record video and audio. Kid says door works. Probably runs to tell mom. Someone comes in, shoot. Maybe hide behind door saying you heard someone trying to break in, and your phone didn't get reception to call cops so you had to protect yourself. You shouldn't need to say that, but it will be mentioned.

Edit: depending on the kids ages, I wouldn't say shoot to kill. If they're 5, you can't blame them for their mother. 16/17 they should know it's wrong by then, and it's their fault.

[–] Plavonica 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I wouldn't say shoot to kill

Many places have laws that say if you shoot, you need to aim to kill. Otherwise they put you in jail for life.

[–] chmod 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck?!?

Someone breaks into your house, you shoot dead center of mass. You piss around and you and your family dies. You kill that fucker.

[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If you know they are robbin' ya I wouldn't mind personally but where I live it's legally important for them to 'break in'.

[–] Brightness 1 points 38 points (+39|-1) ago 

Yeah, in the middle of the night once when I was 18. I was a young scared girl whose hippy liberal single mother did not believe in fire arms and needed no man. I kept a large wrench in the table at the top of the stairs for that very reason, and owned a pit bull for that very reason, but the moment I heard someone trying to come in that door I was too scared shitless to move. Luckily I had begun locking the door (because my mom never did) after seeing my happy suburb near to the city start going to shit. I knew at that moment that my dog would just get shot and I might get one good hit with that wrench if I were lucky, but if there was more than one person I'd probably be fucked (maybe literally)

This is why I live in the country, an hour away from the closest big city. I still have my pit bull, but added a rifle and while I work daily on building my own strength, I have a very loving, dependable man.

[–] MBB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Go to the firing range and practice, practice, practice

[–] capcapcap 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good for you, everyone knows that preparing mentally and actually following through is a whole different thing. But it sounds to me like you are more ready now than before which is good. Learning from your experiences and preparing for the same situation again is what counts. Because many don't even think that far :)

[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

It happened to me in my old shared house. When you hear about home invasions, this is one way they start. They'll pick a street or two for a target, and then pretty much go from house to house doing what you observed. The reason the car was following was because if you had run out there with a weapon, they have a getaway vehicle.

@ArmedRevolutionTime has the right idea.

[–] Fenrirwulf 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I live in the country with a long driveway. They don't get a chance to test my door to see if it is locked, my dogs will let me know if a strange car turns down my drive. A long commute is nothing compared to what someone gives up to live in a city.

[–] jamesed 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Out where I live I once left the back door open, (there was a spring loaded screen door that closed it self) and my wife woke in the middle of the night because we had intruders. I grabbed my shot gun and went down stairs to face down the miscreants. Well it was a mama Racoon and 4 little ones with a box of honey cheerios that they and taken out of the cupboard and were having a mid night snack.

[–] idk 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Aww :)

One time my dog brought in a random stray dog & they had a really great time making a mess of the kitchen trash.

[–] MBB 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I left to go to work one day. When I came home, my cat and his two neighborhood cat buddies were stretched out and sound asleep on my bed. Should have taken a photo

[–] Firevine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Man, I heard a seriously loud banging around the back door of my old house one day. Loud enough to have woken me up from the other ass end of the house. I slink up to the door with whatever blunt object I managed to get my hands on ready to beat the black off someone. Turns out it was squirrels jumping back and forth from the tree behind the house onto the tin roof over the back patio.

[–] JuiceTown 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I killed the last nigger that tried that and left his body on the front porch. Nobody's come knocking since then. I use the side door anyway

[–] ShineShooter 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Pics or gtfo

[–] Fahrvergnaked 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

LARPing fgt, Prove it.

[–] 10341518 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Don't they decompose after a while?

[–] BeHereNow 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Let that be a lesson to ye. Abandon hope all ye niggers who try to enter!

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Thanks for taking one out for us

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yes, and when he came around to the backdoor he got a shotgun barrel to the face.

[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Someone would have to have a huge set of nuts to try that shit here. The thing about us hillbillies is: we wont kill you. We will keep you. In the basement. For a loooong time. It puts the lotion on its skin.

[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


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