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[–] Thatisreallyfunny 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  1. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Let out a little wine.

  2. I saw a girl at a vegetarian meeting and she looked so familiar, I must have met herbivore.

  3. Why was the shoebox so sad? Because it had ten issues. (I made this one up!!)

  4. A Gymnast walks into a bar. She doesn't get a medal.

  5. What is the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. (One of my personal favorites)

  6. What is the difference between a wolf and a flea? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.

  7. Do you know what I heard? Cattle.

Boom! There is a whole weeks worth for you!

Edit: Here are some more

  1. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It sent back four seconds.

  2. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

  3. What do you call a really mean criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

  4. Did you know that 2 x 10 and 2 x 11 are the same thing? Yup. 2 x 10 is 20 and 2 x 11 is twenty too!

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[–] ChrissiTea 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

number 3, well done.