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[–] KeyboardMonkey 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

On that vein, these are science jokes, but they make my son groan:

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." Helium doesn't react.

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[–] unixblackhole 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I always liked: "Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked."

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[–] Antheus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A dyslexic man walked into a bra...