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[–] ooze 0 points 140 points (+140|-0) ago 

Two hats were hanging on a rack. One hat turned to the other hat and said "you stay here. I'll go on ahead."

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[–] bobroland [S] 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

The Dad level humor on that is high! He'll hate it! I must use it or that very reason alone!

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[–] pH_ 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift. The panties piped up, don't worry I've got it covered.

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[–] 2hardtothinkofaname 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I've always heard it as: A scarf and hat arrive at the neck of man. The hat says to the scarf "You hang around here and I'll go on ahead"