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[–] JonIsHere 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nice try

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[–] sadam029 ago 

Seriously.....so fucking obvious.

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[–] Gurbism 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I bribed a border patrol officer and smuggled someone across the border from Brazil into Argentina.

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[–] thehivemind [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i like this one

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[–] Gurbism 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks! These internet points really validate my bad decision making skills.

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[–] Gurb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fucks up with your name brah

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[–] Gurbism ago 

Holy shit.

Nick name is Gabe. Gurb was a nick name my best friend gave to me at one of our jobs together in high school. He was yelling "gabe" across the store at me one day and I thought he was yelling "Gurb". His name is Burne so I started calling him "Burr".

You?

[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] thehivemind [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the latter

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[–] arstneio 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I smoked a bowl.

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[–] thehivemind [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you are a menace to society

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[–] martiny 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Download music. EDIT: For free

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[–] pm_me_firearms 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Accidentally set off 50 pounds of fireworks at once. Remember kids, just because the firework didn't go off doesn't me it's okay to toss it back in with the rest of the fireworks!

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[–] cheesehead420 ago 

Video?

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[–] pm_me_firearms ago 

Sadly, I wasn't recording. For every cool thing recorded, there are 99 cool things that aren't.

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[–] HST 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I sold weed for a while, but I also had sex inside of my high school. I'm not sure which is more illegal.

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[–] WiseFoolofDeath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I.... murdered a snail with...pepper.

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