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[–] Sire 2 points 240 points (+242|-2) ago 

Masturbating seems the cheapest choice here.

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[–] penguinman 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Dammit. Stole my answer.

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[–] NakedAmbition 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I think the time investment of looking for the perfect porno kind of kills that. Time is money.

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[–] Sire 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

However, time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time.

And it's healthy for you, at least prostate-wise, so I'm going to get healthier every day.

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[–] NotWearingPants 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Save time. Lower your standards a bit, and instead of looking for "perfect" porn, look for "good enough" porn.

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[–] ObvNightstalker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nothing is stopping you from just whipping it out and using the good ol' spank bank.

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[–] scrotumranger [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hmm trying to play the devils advocate here and think of a way that masturbation can be expensive but so far I've come up with nothing...

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[–] BoysRuleTheWorld 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

It's pretty much free unless you're one of those people who buy porn.

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[–] hotgirl 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Toys can get expensive .

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[–] Pink_Freud 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Real dolls are real expensive. Seriously, like $1000 for one.

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[–] milch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd argue having sex doesn't cost anything as well, but is at least twice the fun.

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[–] notarapist 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Condoms, unless you suddenly want it to be a very expensive way of not having fun.

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[–] Alaknar 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Having sex requires another person to be accomplished.

You can do it for free, or for money.

The "for money" option is hiring a prostitute and paying her/him for sex. It's quite expensive.

The "for free" option is getting a girlfriend/boyfriend and it's ridiculously expensive.

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[–] thcinc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You obviously haven't had sex with me.