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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

What has four letters, never has five letters but sometimes has nine.

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[–] Opieswife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mail? Not sure about the sometimes nine part.

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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It wasn't a question.

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[–] BestDuckEver 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

A banana is an herb.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

All bananas are clones.

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[–] 9829701? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

People say today's banana is not as tasty as it used to be.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/16a5320fa4/30603.jpg This is what a wild banana looks like. I know there are (or there used to be) different banana's but i cant find it and i aint sinking any more time in researching bananas.

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[–] BestDuckEver 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish I could have had an original banana.

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[–] cyclops1771 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

That's why you can use them for scale.

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[–] i_like_cheese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So can I smoke it?

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[–] RicardoCabesa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Before the internet, stoners would say you could trip off smoking banana peels and supposedly the recipe for drying them properly was in the Anarchists Cook Book. Havent thought about that in years and I dont know about the truth of any of the stoner claims.

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[–] BestDuckEver ago 

Try it - for science! Get some banana chips, grind them up and roll a j. Let me know how it goes.

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[–] caniscanem 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you are more than likely opening a banana at the wrong end fact fans. Squeeze the non stalk end for easy access to soft sweet well traveled grub

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[–] BestDuckEver ago 

Might have to try that. I honestly don't care how I eat it as long as I get the deliciousness inside. Hehehe

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[–] ThirdBurglar ago 

Yes, where God saw it fit to put an opening tab according to some sources.

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[–] InternetHistorian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Banana is a berry. The plant is a herb.

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[–] BestDuckEver ago 

Interesting, never heard the one before. I used to think it was a fruit, then I was told it was an herb because the plant is herbacious, then when I looked it up to double check before posting it said it was a fruit-herb. Since berries are in the fruit family, we can both be right? :D

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

If you cut part of a net, there are less holes in it than before.

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Hitler was a vegan. I enjoy mentioning that to any vegans that feel the need to inform me of the wonders of veganism.

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[–] 9830379? 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

He was vegetarian, not fully vegan.

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[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

So you're saying vegans are even more extreme than Hitler?

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

and the holocaust was real

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[–] DeadFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He said facts not fiction.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The sun is raycis1

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[–] BeHereNow ago 

WE WUZ SUN N SHEEIT!

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[–] facevalue 3 points 12 points (+15|-3) ago 

Here's one: Submissions in the form of "Hey Voat, what's your favorite X" are the most common vehicles for nigger faggot shills to ramp up SCP and CCP.

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[–] Wolfspider 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Either way he would taste delicious braised in red wine.

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[–] oftotc 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The same software used to generate orc armies in LOTR (called Massive) was used to generate all the fat people on the Lido deck at the end of WALL-E.

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[–] JoeKerr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha, Massive -> fat people

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