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[–] ApprenticeShitposter 8 points -4 points (+4|-8) ago 

My car is bigger and uglier. The blinker is a warning that you're about to get a scratched bumper if you dont allow me to merge.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This is why dash cams exist.

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[–] ApprenticeShitposter 7 points -6 points (+1|-7) ago 

Dash cams also show when assholes speed up to prevent others from merging. Drivers have an obligation to prevent accidents, and by speeding up, they create a dangerous situation.

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[–] Slayfire122 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

That's what's great about driving giant old steel trucks from the 70-80s. No one will dare challenge you in a duel because you will always call their bluff.

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[–] ApprenticeShitposter 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I was driving a 50s caddy one day, and got T-boned by a newer Pontiac. The caddy got a pie plate size dent, and the Pontiac was totaled.

Getting out and yelling about a dent while the other guy looked at his mangled mess was hilarious.