Anon Archived If different types of alcohol where people what kind of personalities would they have? (AskVoat)
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Anon Archived If different types of alcohol where people what kind of personalities would they have? (AskVoat)
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[–] ButterBar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wiskey. Acts like your friend, but hits you in the jaw when you're not looking. You wake up ass-up in a Pringle can.
[–] 9506142? [S] ago
@shitsinpringlescan
[–] BB-3 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Isopropanol would be a total nerd.
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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That characterization is completely on-point.
[–] 9506212? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn that is a good observation!
[–] Eualos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Vodka- no nonsense job foreman. He knows how to get the job done right and efficiently too.
[–] puggy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Beer is guy who never cared much about his image but recently started wearing designer shades and talking about going organic
[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jägermeister would be that one dude that gets too loud and obnoxious as soon as he's had a few too many.
[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tequila is the obnoxious girl at the party. She's always hitting on all the guys and generally sluting it up. Every time I talk to her I want to throw up. If you go home with her you'll feel the burn.