Archived Does praising Kek, or having a Kek statue, make you guilty of worshiping false idols? (AskVoat)
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Archived Does praising Kek, or having a Kek statue, make you guilty of worshiping false idols? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by WeWuzGoatz
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[–] DoucheBaggington 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Well sure, if kek were false. But kek is truth.
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Praise kek
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[–] KoKansei ago
Can I talk to you about a vacancy we have at the Holy See...?
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[–] Gravspeed ago
You have to take your golden shower first
[–] 9457784? 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
If one follows the 10 commandments , then yes. All fun and jokes aside, if one would truly revere a kek statue then that would be a violation of commandment #2.
If if its just for fun and giggles, then no. If not, be careful.
[–] kamtsa 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Can you explain? I don't see what this has to do with commandment #2
"2. Thou shalt reject any offspring that is not of your own flesh and blood."
http://disciplesofkek.com/commandments.html
[–] 9457740? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Kek is more like a saint. If you need something specific, you pray to the saint of whatever you need. Kek is basically the saint of equality, if you think about it. He brings chaos to the organized DeepState so us peasants can battle them fairly. Besides, christians claim to be monotheistic but the have a god of heaven and hell. They don't warship satan(they do, they just dont know it) but the do respect his power.
[–] KoKansei 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
FTFY.
Christianity isn't supposed to make total logical sense. It is more like an allegory for certain ideas that are more easily conveyed to most people in the language of religion.
[–] 9457955? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Most people don't realize it
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[–] 9457937? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
By unknowingly haveing symbols of Saturn implanted into their religion. Same with Islam. The cresent moon is really a Saturn symbol as is the black box. Jews and the elite warship Saturn (satan) openly.
[–] klobos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Anything you praise and worship is to a false idol.
[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Considering the "false idols" crap is based on Jewish tradition while the Judeo-Christian god Yahwe is essentially based on the older Canaanite God El (who in turn likely was based on a god of an even older pantheon), it's kind of pointless to make a fuzz about Kek at any rate.
The commonly sold Kek statue with the "guy looking at a computer" hieroglyphs actually depict Keket, his female form.
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No more or less false then being a worshiper of any other god. The "church" can go fuck little kids, while they still can. Because if the god of meme magic has anything to do with, their days are numbered.
[–] Unreasonable 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Think of Kek as like a Saint that hasn't been "discovered" by Christianity. I'm sure Jesus and kek and lots of laughs together.
You do realize Jesus was the ultimate Troll and even got the Jews to Crown him "KING OF ALL JEWS"
Really want to piss of a semite? Ask them who their king is. It not David.