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[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That's the bit of realism that gets you about that show?

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[–] Weedeater_Matt 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Im in the lawn service. I couldnt get over the perfectly manicured lawns. You mean to tell me we have lawn crews out in this shit? I couldnt watch past the first season when it came out.

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Zombie grass eats its self. This is what started the outbreak. Fucking monsanto.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've noticed this before too. My theory is that the outbreak was caused many years earlier when a genetically engineered self-mowing grass seed became hugely popular and everyone reseeded their lawns with it, but after years of dormancy the grass suddenly released spores that caused the zombie outbreak.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's the walkers. They're repeating what they did in life.

Until the gas runs out.

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

North Korean zombies only eat grass. It's practically a delicacy there.

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[–] HarlandKornfeld14 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The Walking Dead is totally pozzed.

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[–] el-jefe-has-spoken 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

It's fucking cultural appropriation. Leave that nigger shit to the niggers.

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[–] therealkrispy 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

Or it's just another disease concocted by the government. Think about it, a disease that can make other diseases 20 times worse. HIV is basically a zero day exploit for the human body. Something tells me the strand that we know as HIV was a beta test for an in-air (or water supply) virus that can be used as a covert bioweapon.

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[–] leahbettsisdead 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This guy, asking the real questions about a fake world.

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[–] piratse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How many people do you think have aids?

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[–] IforgotMYpASS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

7?

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[–] Koalemos_Grottesco 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At the rate they kill zombies, assuming a similar number of groups of living people scattered throughout the world, the zombie threat would have already been largely eliminated.

The walking dead isn't even about the zombies though, it is a human based drama set to the backdrop of his post-apocalyptic zombie world.

"The Walking Dead" actually refers to the leftover people, the "living dead" trying to reclaim their humanity in the face of this nightmare. Just like the show "The Leftovers" actually what's left of a person while they battle with extreme depression.

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My theory is that a lot of pussy countries that don't have guns still have an insane amount of zombies, plus I think less than a third of Americans would even have a chance. In a few seasons, they'll have a legitimate government and military hardware, and the show will pivot (and reattempt spinoffs) to follow us bringing the fight to the zombies, defending whatever bastion of survivors there is, and searching for a cure (everyone is already infected, the dead just have a second virus that kills you)

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[–] 1WinfieldBlue 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

What? there's only two.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't forget the lesbians

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[–] 1WinfieldBlue 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't compare lesbians to gays when it comes to stds. Besides how many lesbos are there? Tara?

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[–] Normal 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

That's two too many.

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[–] 1WinfieldBlue 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Lmao

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[–] Cheesebooger 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Because jews pervert reality. The fact is, there wouldn't be a jew, black or queer to be found 1 year after a zombie apocalypse. Only country folks would survive it.

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And most government officials. They all have bunkers or comparable hardened structures. The elite would be fine in general, really, plus anyone that owns a boat, anyone that can barricade a skyscraper and grow food, gun owners, etc. And tons of people would just get lucky, not run into any zombies for a while.

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