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[–] varialus ago 

Salve!

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[–] bobnewhartscock [S] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

"salute"

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[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Call them a nigger.

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[–] smokratez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You make eye contact. If they look away, no need to say anything. If they make contact back, say hi or hello.

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[–] Marsog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"What's up, faggot"

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crotch shot?

Crotch shot.

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[–] pyres 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If she's hot, sniff her butt.

If an enemy, a fist to the nads works as a gentle introduction.

Everyone else, a shy hi is good enough.

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[–] cmor88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

gentle introduction

That implies that you haven't yet met the supposed enemy.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

with a banana in your pocket.

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[–] Spaghett 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Well, when I was little my uncle used to greet me by making our peepees hard and then I'd rest my peepee on top of his and he'd make his peepee move up and down so we'd shake peepees.

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