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[–] Mick 2 points 43 points (+45|-2) ago 

The line for sandwiches would be fucking huge.

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[–] Troll 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Your jokes on Voat are the funniest. You should get a Netflix special. I bet you'd run over that fat whale so fast, Greenpeace would start building nukes and rockets.

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is his best joke.

Mick -18 points (+5|-23) 6 months ago True. He's such a cunt, he'll never accept he's a fuckin loser.

Harden up you downvoting losers. By supporting that thick cunt, Trump, you have guaranteed that fucking bitch Hillary the White House. You fucking fuckwits could have actually chosen a decent candidate to run against her.

Gave me a good chuckle when I read it.

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[–] Mick 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Cheers :)

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What would we do for sammiches when the women got sent off to war?

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[–] Mick 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

We'll be fucked.

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wives would be pissed they couldn't pile drive men into an early grave.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Supply/demand.

Men become more common and therefore less valuable. More suicides, more guys trying to impress girls, more girls loving the attention and acting like princesses. Check out china right now, thanks to sex selective abortions theres like 1.2 guys to every girl in some provinces and its already fucked. It would get worse and worse every year.

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[–] NorBdelta [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But...we could make women a commodity, a perishable good if you will ;D Also I am quite sure that there would be a massive rise in sex robots, etc. Good thought though, I didnt think of the economic side

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[–] Gargilius 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

...OP didn't say we'd stop breeding more gals. So the male/female ratio doesn't necessarily have to change; besides, considering the advantages it would confer us, we'd soon be in control of that detail. It could be heaven, consider this:

  • compound interests... (either way - I mean, you could live off your savings more easily, or you could take a n thousand years mortgages);

  • the job market (assuming you still need a job - see previous point) when you have multiple life times to hone your skills and earn more degrees, explore as many careers or life pursuits, as you'd fancy

  • dating dynamic is going to be a heck of a lot more interesting - when your own biological clock is no longer an issue, and you keep getting more awesome every decades (see previous points);

As far as I see it, no downside. Unless you are a gal that is.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How would you ensure there is more women then men being born?

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[–] nottashill 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Women would become a commodity. Breeding programs for the genetically perfect woman.

Love only 21 year olds? Live long enough to create a farm producing the hottest and most reproductively viable women do you can have a new 21y/o every month.

Men would be the constant but women would be like fog, floating through eternity.

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[–] 8837845? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well I'm glad I'll die some day

None of this shit will be of my concern anymore

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[–] Troll 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A bunch of angry Jews in the media screaming for more shekels.

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[–] Proppa 5 points 5 points (+10|-5) ago 

We're already immortal. Your body is simply a vessel.

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[–] cousineerie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Your body is your tomb.

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

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[–] Proppa 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My shit's on permanent autopilot

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[–] oedipusaurus_rex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you got any proof of that?

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[–] Proppa 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

How would you go about proving color to a blind person using only taste, sight, smell, sound and touch?

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Too bad we can't remember anything between incarnations and have to spend a bunch of time relearning everything with each birth. We might as well have only one life as we don't get any benefits spilling over from one life to the next, at least not me nor anybody I know.

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[–] Gorillion 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Immortal Sex Robots.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

OMFG, a perfect society!

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[–] Bishop1991 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A literal patriarchy.

Seriously though, wars would be fought over that drug and I doubt the creator would just release it. In the long term things will remain the same but a few of the richest elites would make sure the drug is only avaliable to them and their peers.

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[–] baphometsrage 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

At that point we'd blow through all our weapons in days, and it would just be global random melees in the streets because we'd have nothing else to do

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[–] 8840388? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So it'd be Valhalla on earth? Sounds good to me.

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[–] NorBdelta [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

population control though, also there would be a great push towards space exploration, etc I would like to think. I would certainly agree that there would probably be massive population control of new male children via IVF and pregnancy screening.

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[–] therealkrispy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Immortal, not invulnerable. Also, colonization of other planets would happen, because the trip wouldn't seem long compared to eternity.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wouldn't you just have to kill all the boy children born?

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