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[–] 8769425? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wife is 8 months prego. Too long, my friend, too long.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel your pain. When my wife was in the last trimester we had a lot of sex to induce labor, but that's it. It was not fun at all.

Apparently she got horny as hell and would just rub one out. I asked her why she didn't want to have sex and she said it was just too much work.

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[–] Cambidillio [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How's that baby?

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[–] roznak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What? No mistress?

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[–] GoatHardorGoHome 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

It's worth it, I'm sure. Congrats.

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[–] 8770692? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha, thanks. 3rd boy, I have been down this road before. But every time, I forget the massive drought that Arizona summers bring, if you know what I mean.

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[–] Cambidillio [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'll start us off. I had sex woth my Wife two days ago. Her Mother is coming to stay with us for the weekend, so it looks like I will be a porn-surfing warrior until next week.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

MIL likes porn eh? Whatever it takes to get that threesome kicked off.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

2D or 3D?

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's real to me damn it.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

About five years... Women get in the way when you are trying to sort out your problems, and I have to many.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Monday night. Shit was so cash.

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[–] GoatsnHoes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Two days ago. Also not looking forward to "what are we" bs but having fun in the meantime. I fucked around w someone else the night before, but we're not together in labels so it doesn't count as cheating, right?

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[–] Wiseowl623 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Tuesday but if I'm lucky I'll get some tonight.

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At least 6 months. The partner and I are going through a rough patch and this damn Lexapro hasn't helped when we were actually having sex.

Fuck you Lexapro.

4 days clean and my penis is already hard.

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[–] Cambidillio [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck, my Wife started Lexapro recently! I didn't realize that this was a thing. I have some reading to do.

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It more so affects males as it makes it difficult to get an erection. It can decrease the libido in a male and female.

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