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[–] r0x_mah_s0x [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

An Asian dude walks into a bar. “Pour me a jigger, nigger,” he says to the black bartender. “Come on, man,” the bartender responds, “that’s not cool.” The Asian ain’t havin’ it. “Oh, fuck off,” he says indignantly, motioning for his drink. The bartender continues, “No, seriously, how would you like it if you worked here and people spoke to you like that?” The Asian laughs and says, “I wouldn’t give a shit.” The bartender is getting angry now. “Oh, yeah?” he says. “Why don’t you put on this apron and try it?” The Asian says, “I’d love to,” and happily marches behind the bar where he dons the apron as the bartender heads outside to return as a patron. Immediately after, the black bartender struts into the bar exactly as his friend just did and cheerily calls out, “Pour me a drink, Chink!” The Asian bartender has his head down as he scrubs the counter with a bar towel. “Ahem,” the black bartender says, raising his voice, “I said, pour me a drink, Chink!” The Asian appears surprised as he looks up. “Oh, sorry. We don’t serve niggers in here.”

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[–] chubnubbin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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[–] HealthySteven 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why do Jews have big noses?

Air is free

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[–] Sadistic_Bastard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her wrist.

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[–] averynaughtyboy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How many Jews can you fit in a VW?

2 in the front 2 in the back and a few thousand in the ashtray.