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It's easy.
First, fake your own death, activate one of your emergency backup identities you bought from that guy in MacArthur park that you keep in that gross looking hello-kitty pencil case from 1982 inside your freezer. Why do you keep that in the freezer, by the way. That's kind of weird, but hey, I ain't judging.
Wait. What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, Next, you have to infiltrate the Thai Ladyboy Mafia. Some weird dork named Emilio will fill you in on the details at that little cafe in Budapest. You know the one.
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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
It's easy.
First, fake your own death, activate one of your emergency backup identities you bought from that guy in MacArthur park that you keep in that gross looking hello-kitty pencil case from 1982 inside your freezer. Why do you keep that in the freezer, by the way. That's kind of weird, but hey, I ain't judging.
Wait. What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, Next, you have to infiltrate the Thai Ladyboy Mafia. Some weird dork named Emilio will fill you in on the details at that little cafe in Budapest. You know the one.