Archived If you had to change your name for witness protection what would it be? (AskVoat)
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Archived If you had to change your name for witness protection what would it be? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by oneposteach
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[–] xyzzy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Nice try, people I might testimony against.
[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think the word you're looking for is "testicle".
[–] 8180896? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why would he rub his testicle on somebody? Maybe he meant matrimony against.
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Guy Incognito.
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Boaty McBoatFace
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Claud Ball
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Rusty Shackleford
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Max Power
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Eileen Dover.
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Mike Hunt