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[–] cousineerie 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If they can't figure out where they came from, then put them in jail until such time as they can figure it out.

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[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Or just assume that they're from Syria and send them there since they just can't seem to "remember" where they're really from. Have fun, Julio!

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck syria, all illegal immigrants who's home nation cannot be discerned, shall be sent to Antarctica.

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[–] asiatrails 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Put them in a tent city somewhere like Bethel AFB Alaska with no communications with anyone. Food would be one MRE every two days, no special restrictions respected, remember we don't know who they are. When they talk then we can confirm and deal with them appropriately. If the country refuses to take them back walk them into the embassy, if the embassy is closed the UN can have them

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[–] bagano1 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LOL, you're terrible.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Let's elect him!

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[–] tcp 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

MREs are too good and expensive for detainees. They can eat soylent.

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like it, they'd gas themselves to death.

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[–] ratsmack 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

I say we launch them out of a circus cannon in the general direction we think they came from.

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So, south?

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes, over the wall.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The issue actually doesn't present itself often. With most people they are up front with where they are from (they are being sent away and have more reason to go home than somewhere with no family or friend network). Also, usually border patrol has a decent idea where people are from using existing evidence, such as known associates and things. For those few whose origin is unknown and who are unwilling to say, we have an agreement with the country of Tajikistan. Under that agreement, they pay us a small fee for each person we provide for them to use in the bloodsports which are their national pasttime.

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[–] bagano1 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tajikistan bloodsports...that would make for a great Youtube channel, lol.

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bullshit, I know of an illegal who lied about being from tijuana the first time they got caught, so the authorities asked about a well known restaurant in town and where it was located, she didn't know and got deported to Nicaragua, where she was from. So next time she spent some time in the city she lied about so she wouldn't have to make that long ass trip again to get in.

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[–] baphometsrage 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

they are being sent away and have more reason to go home than somewhere with no family or friend network

That was my first thought, why lie and end up on the streets in some random country? From our end they're gone either way

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Language skills and communication.

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[–] Luke_Luck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Easy - we ask them where they DON'T want to go...and send them there.

Then see the populations of Greenland and Guantanamo rise.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is a good question. As far as I know the return country has to agree to take them back. I'm not sure but I think the UN has rules about uncooperative detainees. The airlines find ripped up up desyroyed passport bits on their planes when they're cleaning them up. They also jam up the toilets with them.

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[–] Morbo 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Does it really matter where we send them? The point is to have them gone from our country. It worked in the Michael Keaton film Johnny Dangerously.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but that guy was a fargin icehole.

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[–] Morbo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He really was a somanumbatching cork sucker. If that bastage ever shows his fargin face around here again he's gonna end up with his bells in a sling.

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