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I was on antibiotics. Let one rip inside a storage unit two friends were helping me move stuff out of. They ran for it. I could barely see, my eyes were watering so badly.
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[–] Plavonica 2 points 8 points 10 points (+10|-2) ago
I've let one loose that was so bad the dog groaned and left the room.
[–] Derpfroot 2 points 7 points 9 points (+9|-2) ago
Glad we agreed on no voat meet-ups.
[–] 7818539? 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
YES! In a college auditorium sitting next to hundreds of people. Multiple times,. it was rancid and horrible chemical warfare.
[–] o0shad0o 2 points 4 points 6 points (+6|-2) ago
I was on antibiotics. Let one rip inside a storage unit two friends were helping me move stuff out of. They ran for it. I could barely see, my eyes were watering so badly.
[–] revfelix 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
Daily. The only one who farts worse than me is my brother's dog.
[–] HWY__395 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
ROFL
[–] ScottRockview 2 points 8 points 10 points (+10|-2) ago
Ripping Odorous Farts Loudly?
[–] HWY__395 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
Precisely
[–] 8_billion_eaters 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Have you ever had someone with severe halitosis give you a raspberry?
[–] ScottRockview ago
The people who sent me my pi may have had bad breath.
[–] scoopadoop 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
This is one my newest favorite sentences. Top fav is "I have everything I need to make all the tacos I want"