Archived I was born with this and a bunch of other shit. Explain it to me. (imgoat.com)
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Archived I was born with this and a bunch of other shit. Explain it to me. (imgoat.com)
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[–] julian_assanger [S] 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago (edited ago)
I am so glad my whore of a mother didn't get blood and discharge all over it.
Also, the title was a joke, because this is from a grimoire, and one who possesses a thing of such great power is beyond asking questions. Also, I'm fucking drunk again.
[–] smokratez 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Drink some water before you fall asleep to avoid the hangover.
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
I drank pickle juice.
[–] BonerWizard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gimmie your evil book of magick so I can live up to my username.
[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
it's from a jewish grimoire and has no real power just like numerology and any other kike sorcery nonsense
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
Damn it, I know that now that I'm sober!
[–] BonerWizard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Also I looked up the word grimoire and *the shopping suggestion was one from Barnes and Nobles. Color me a bit more disillusioned.
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
Believe it or not, there are lots of publishers that do things the old-fashioned way. I bet you'd more easily believe how much some of them charge... like U.S. $500.00 minimum.