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[–] Tomdickenharry 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fleshlight.

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[–] Telepath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My favorite picture of my mom and dad.

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[–] Leetfreek 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You can go to another planet and all you think about is masturbating?

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[–] Tomdickenharry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, Who knows if there will be chicks, and if there are, will they be into earth dudes? I could see getting awfully lonely! Hah! Besides, if you are nice, I might let you borrow it

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[–] Telepath 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hahaha you sick bastard. It's kind of odd to realize that both my parents were really hot when they were younger though.

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[–] milkshake 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'd take steal chalk thousands of years old from a museum. Once I arrive at the planet, I'll create some intriguing cave art, 'discover' it, and become a celebrity in exopaleontology. Perhaps support the Ancient Aliens idea once the professionals discover that the chalk is the exact same content as that on the Earth...

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[–] FruityPants [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] elgindelta 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

my classical acoustic guitar, stuffed with extra sets of strings

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[–] Mr_goodsirfedora 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The earth

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[–] swfreak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My trusty pocket dezublivator.

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[–] FruityPants [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cannot fault, wise choice

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[–] greiton 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

a computer with a snapshot of the internet saved to it. there is more out there than i could hope to get through, piece together what that last day on earth was like all over the world through social media. watch endless you tube content. all those shows on netflix i wont get to. wikipedia articles that can help me in survival situations and working to quickly advance the world from stone age to computer age in less than a generation.

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[–] revofire 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You'd need a crapton of hard drives to hold the internet man. You do realize that there are games and files uploaded onto the internet too? Don't get me started on the videos too.

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[–] greiton 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

yes i would need storage on the scale of yottabytes. but this is a future computer, we can travel to the other side of the god damn galaxy. surely data processing and storage have had amazing advancements as well.

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[–] epuscasu 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What about electricity? I guess you could use solar power, now that I think about it.

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[–] greiton 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I still hope new Super batteries and powerful solar cells come out by then, and would include those in my setup.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I may be drunk right now, but I'd take a trombone. The trombone on my left actually. That way, I can make terrible puns to please the reddit community from space. That's the goal right?

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[–] FruityPants [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And heard them space cattle for some exo milk

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm so glad you made me aware of this. Now all my trombone partners from HS marching band will know of it.

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Riker?

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Who is riker? Is this from a video game or movie I haven't played before?

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