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[–] MichelleObamasPenis 1 points 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

Give him all of your money.

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

He's wants pictures of my Grandma's Passport, that set off alarm bells for me.

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[–] 7619041 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

Send him nudes of grandma also.

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[–] GoogleStoleMyBike 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's Nigerian custom to give your oldest living grandmother over as a sign of good faith during most barter situations. He's probably just clearing the paperwork so you can ship her to him.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I have news for you, he is also coming for your Grandma.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You should find out if he is a prince. I hear Nigerian princes' are rich. But they still need your money, for some reason.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It could be because the Nigerian naira has annual inflation of 3000% and is currently trading for 317,000 naira per $1.00USD. Either that or the fact that their biggest exports are child soldiers, cannibalism and hiv rape.

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

please carry on, you sound like you know economics and busieness "Nigerian naira has annual inflation of 3000% and is currently trading for 317,000 naira per $1.00USD. Either that or the fact that their biggest exports"

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

I went to school with a Nigerian and he was a nice guy, yeah maybe your right. :)

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

If you could delete that comment i would really appreciate it, I came to Voat because i dare'nt tell my Grandma the truth. I was hoping that maybe some of you clever guys had a way out or had invested in similar African offshore diamond company's.

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[–] Nigerian_Prince01 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hei budy, itz me, you Nigerian Prince frend. 1st off, thank you for all the monies. It has been very helpful and I will certainly pay you back no problemos. But there has ben anuther problemos, an I need to send you new Paypal information for you to send monies to. There was a problemos with the otter payment method so let me no when urz is ready to send the monies so i can send you the updated correct informations.

Thank you budy, Your friend forever Prince of Nigeria.

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Mr .Deiwungo, greetings my friend. you have pypal on computer now? this will make business deals alot more secure, should i tell my bank manager?

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[–] Nigerian_Prince01 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes yes, my uncle have much success in cleaning a single diamond for testing porpuses. We sell to find correct prices of the gewl before we can sell in bolk. We use this monie to buy a personnel computor to make everything go more better. Much luck, indeed, for you and me my friend. It haz broght us much closer to securing the monies in which we will send to you. You should have ur bank manager connect your bank account to a pay pal account so sending payments wil be secure like you say and much much easier for both of us. We can use this ease transaction to get more times to spend on cleaning the diamonds. Not good fortune thogh because now we have to pay for the elektricty and interwebs and we do not like to ask, but we must ask for more monies each week. When you have talked to bank manager and set up paypal, we will send you correct informations so you will no where to send the monies. Thank you so much friend, and I cannot wait to send you the monies and make you rich like billionare donal tramp!

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Maybe some of us Voat buddies could all chip in and we can maybe pay of my Grans share? were all buddies? ive messaged Atko and he says yes

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[–] 7618982 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck you, i lost it laughing

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[–] 7618611 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You can't be serious.

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

What would you do?

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Credit Cards. As many as you can get. You'll be able to pay them and the interest easily with what he's going to pay you.

Also to speed things up you need to send him as much as you can all at once. This way he'll have no excuses.

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[–] UncleSpez1 [S] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Were do diamonds come from? he says he has nasa engineers working for him

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

NASA - Nigerian All Smart Association.

He's paying the smartest engineers in Nigeria. You're going to be rich!

Also, diamonds are mainly found on gold rings. He has to separate the gold from the diamonds. That way everything stays untraceable and you won't have to pay taxes on it.

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[–] greyhunter4 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Watch the movie Blood Diamond. They smuggle them on goats.

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