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[–] Brightness 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Funny story, a few years ago, after my boyfriend and I moved in together, I was upset about... something. No one really remembers. We had just ordered and eaten Chinese Food for dinner, and my boyfriend in an attempt to cheer me up hands me a fortune cookie and says "take it, it's your fortune." I'm all like "blah,blah,I don't want it I'm not in the mood." because I was being a whiny bitch, and he urged me to open it, saying it may be something good to cheer me up.

I open the fortune cookie and read the fortune "You or a close friend will be married soon." there was a few seconds of silence, and my boyfriend says "Oh... uh... that's not your fortune." But the shit position he had just put himself into cheered me up, and that fortune is on our fridge still, 5 years later.

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[–] lbruiser 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Would have been baller if he said, "fuck it" and dropped on one knee.

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[–] PhysicsEconomy [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lol

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've gotten at least two fortune cookies that were blank. They had chinese lessons on the back, but the side that normally has your fortune. The first time I was pretty depressed and took it to mean I had no future.

The second time happened a couple of years later and I decided it meant my life was unbound by destiny and that my future was in my own hands.

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[–] PhysicsEconomy [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] esoteric 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You excel at pleasing others.

...according to daily fortune cookie on astrology.com

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[–] PhysicsEconomy [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Spend shit tonnes of money. Weeee

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[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Better luck next life.

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[–] ToastyMcFly 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Touch fuzzy, get dizzy"

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[–] hypercat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

For those of you who don't have a fortune cookie RIGHT NOW

http://www.myfortunecookie.co.uk/

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