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[–] HangNiggers4 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago 

Don't listen to these pussies. Take her on a date somewhere. When you get out of the car your buddy that you paid will be waiting to rob you both. He will get her ID and if she is over 36 he will shoot her.

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[–] 7550177? 3 points 14 points (+17|-3) ago 

"How old are you?", in the middle of conversation, without pausing before or after.

Don't make a big deal out of it and it won't be a big deal.

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[–] carlinco 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Assume she's 45, and if you like her, don't bother.

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[–] 7551218? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Cut her in half and cout the rings.

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[–] M346 [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh man LBJ huh amirite?

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[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is simultaneously the best and worst answer on this thread. Well done sir.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think this is a very unreliable tactic.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Say you are looking for a woman to have 5 kids with. If she is actually 36, she can probably still pull it off. If she is 40-50 she will say that its not possible. Adjust number of kids with this formula (45 - age)/2.

Only issue is that with 20 year olds they look at you funny when you suggest 13 kids but assuming you are attractive enough they will agree to it anyway.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

a 36 year old is not popping out 5 kids unless she has twins or triplets

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Not with that attitude.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm 33 and if someone suggested they wanted to have 5 kids with me, I would tell them the only thing they would be having with me is 5 abortions. Granted, I would say the same if they were talking about a singular kid... the only thing your comment would prove is how baby crazy the broad is.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

if you aren't planning on having kids, the woman's age is irrelevant anyway. Might as well date a 50 yo, they are probably more well off and have better jobs

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[–] 7550830? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Check her id when shes in the shower?

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[–] M346 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

good thinking since I'll be going through her purse at that time anyway.

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[–] M346 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Kid potential mainly.

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