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[–] usethemath 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The internet has ruined us, my friend.

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[–] 7458078? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I had expectations as well.

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[–] Morbo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Buy all six and you will have pies on hand for guests, parties or other social gatherings where you might bring food. You don't have to gorge yourself on them but having something sweet around when you want one is nice. Be aware that even in a freezer chest you will have some issues with long term storage. Freeze drying and water migration will still happen. Large ice crystals that develop on the surface will indicate how much water has leached from the pie so try to get to them before they get covered in ice crystals to avoid the pies being dry and tasting awful.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

ooooooh morbo

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[–] Morbo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Uh, hi Sane. Stalking me across Voat now are you? Is this your 2017 new year's resolution? You might get bored because I'm not much into shitposting. Stalking me will probably be as exciting as a kid going on errands with mom and dad. Notice I didn't fall for the cream pies bait and actually talked about practical storage and use of frozen desserts? Yeah, that's how I roll.

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You did this on purpose you magnificent bastard.

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[–] hunter3 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

3 or 4. or all six if your mom wants a couple

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Op's mom loves cream pies

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Buy all of them and take them to parties.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Buy 6 and give a few away, to your friends/family/boss.

No one has as many friends as the man with many pies.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The pies may last way more than a year. If not, maybe you could become popular at parties by always being the one with the cream pie.

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[–] FreeBreivik [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Good to know, thanks.

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