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Super speed would almost definitely come with super chafing. I've always suspected that if anyone was able to teleport, they likely ended up stuck in a rock. If you could fly, you'd probably get so many bugs in your teeth you'd have to pack floss.
conspiracy: unknown fetal death is really attributed to super people born without rapid healing, whose powers use up their bodies faster than they could possibly take in energy to replenish. systems fail and the infants die.
lol i made that up
fuck. ..... don't think rule 34 don't think rule 34 v/areyouoffendedyet don't ping hecho @greycloud don't ping greycloud @hecho fuck what am i don't it's like i speaking but it can't stop
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[–] BB-3 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Super speed would almost definitely come with super chafing. I've always suspected that if anyone was able to teleport, they likely ended up stuck in a rock. If you could fly, you'd probably get so many bugs in your teeth you'd have to pack floss.
[–] SaneGoatiSwear 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
conspiracy: unknown fetal death is really attributed to super people born without rapid healing, whose powers use up their bodies faster than they could possibly take in energy to replenish. systems fail and the infants die.
lol i made that up
fuck. ..... don't think rule 34 don't think rule 34 v/areyouoffendedyet don't ping hecho @greycloud don't ping greycloud @hecho fuck what am i don't it's like i speaking but it can't stop
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[–] dottel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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