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She can suck dick. There are two types of women. Ones who can suck dick well. And then ones like me, who can't do it right -- so we get left for those who can. :(
Modern day John Lennon, after he was shot. Sure, he doesn't perform quite as well as he did back when he was alive, but you have to admit; he's still better than Ringo.
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[–] FemaleVet4Trump 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Younger.
Older John Lennon was a cuck.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah...what happened to that guy? ...I can never get the picture out of my mind of him curled up like a giant naked baby at Yoko's side.
[–] FemaleVet4Trump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She can suck dick. There are two types of women. Ones who can suck dick well. And then ones like me, who can't do it right -- so we get left for those who can. :(
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My favorite John Lennon was the one just after he met Mark David Chapman.
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[–] 7438932? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
John was always a downer, wasn't he? I would switch ringo and george on your list, but that's only my opinion.
[–] StuntmanMike123 ago
Older, for the reason that he was closer to his death.
The world didn't have to hear anymore of his "durr imagine if we could be friends guise!"
[–] Dr_Poop ago
George
[–] puppy528 ago
Modern day John Lennon, after he was shot. Sure, he doesn't perform quite as well as he did back when he was alive, but you have to admit; he's still better than Ringo.
[–] twomoreandatinkle 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I like Paul.