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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 147 points (+147|-0) ago 

When ever the check privilege light comes on.

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[–] 7313955? [S] 4 points 38 points (+42|-4) ago 

I like to check my privilege every 5000 miles or 1000 triggerings, whichever is first

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[–] OhBlindOne 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

It is good to note, if you change your cis-oil once every few months, your privilege light is less likely to come on.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Be careful not to accidentally put cis oil in your transmission, though!

That mistake cost me my last tranny!

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[–] xdcs 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

But I can't see my 'check privilege' light, I can only see yours.

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[–] KingofKong 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You want to check your privilege before the check privilege light comes on. At least every 3000 triggerings.

This is how minorities get oppressed, folks. Get your shit together, you fucking shitlord.

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[–] HitleryKlanton 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Consult your owner's manual, but it's generally done every 5,000 triggerings.

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[–] 7314056? [S] 5 points 29 points (+34|-5) ago 

Thanks. I'll borrow my owner's manual when he lets me in from the fields.

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[–] NotAPervyKitten 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's so nice to see the special snowflake downvoting your every comment.

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[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is the best call out for an incorrect apostrophe I've seen.

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[–] RicardoCabesa 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I saw a study once that said draining your gender fluid about 3 times a week is good for your prostate.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Pretty sure it's 14 times.

But I can't read the manual anymore, I seem to be going blind.

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[–] Mediocrity 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

A good rule of thumb is to change it every time you have your genitals rotated.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Every 3,000 cocks.

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[–] 7314476? [S] 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

So once a week?

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[–] Ivegotredditcancer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Woooo now. Im not made of money.

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[–] cousineerie 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Every three months you should add three fresh quarts of Trans Fluid.

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[–] NULL_state 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds bad. Do you have a lot of grinding?

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Grinding is good right?

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[–] Aldo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

About as often as you change blinker fluid in your car.

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[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ahhh, the headlight fluid?

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[–] saintpablo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's not actually that stupid a statement. Headlight fluid

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Is that similar to the Lucas electric systems smoke refill interval?

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[–] TemetNosce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] tinkerwest 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

change it whenever your restroom of preference is occupado...

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