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[–] ilikeskittles 1 points 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

You don't, you just move on.

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[–] RedditisPropaganda25 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sleep with 10 other girls at least as pretty as her and then tell me if she was still the one.

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[–] ginganinja 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Eleven months and I still think about it, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Better than being mopey though, if you ask me.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Not simple at all. It stays with you forever, eventually you get to where you can ignore it and move on down the road.

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

To be blunt: just keep doing life, and eventually the memory will fade.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

“You don’t, you just move on.” That wraps it up as succinctly as anybody ever could.

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[–] banchozeromon 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Obviously you post nudes on Voat, it's the only way.

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[–] Karbuster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Perfection in image form

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You

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[–] Moshpitmikey777 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why not both?

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[–] banchozeromon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why not both? or Zoidberg?

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[–] robabo 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Buy a bag of gold fish cracker, open it and eat just one then say there are more fish in the ocean. Then take another cracker out of the bag and eat it and say there are more fish in the ocean. Yo can repeat this process until done. If you haven't meet the new fish go back to the store and wait where the gold fish crackers are when you see someone pleasant buying a bag of gold fish crackers strike up a conversation.

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[–] go1dfish 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

O_o

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Triggered?

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[–] myvoicefromhell 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This is how you get fat.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Now I'm hungry and want gold fish, thanks Pepperidge Farm shill!!!

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[–] Helios-Apollo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In that case, forget the whiskey.

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[–] 93503847569 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

did you just assume the gender of his mental image of you?

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[–] crustyjuggler 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Skyrim(or any super long game) and friends. Just try to stay busy as hell, and you won't care very soon.

And remember, no contact. Cold Turkey is the only way.

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[–] tame 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cold turkey is the way to go. There's nothing worse than being one of those people who hangs out "just friends"-ing it with their ex for years, preventing them from ever really getting over it or moving on.

Delete lawyers, get off Facebook, date someone called Jim.

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[–] 7233477? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why'd he say that? I read your answers, but I was wondering more specifically.

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[–] kooch50 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

what did you do to get such a harsh ending to the relationship?

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[–] brucethemoose 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Well he's an asshole then, so you can justify it.

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If she did a gang bang with us she would forget about that dude in no time.

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[–] lbruiser 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] Pinky_Winky_the_3rd 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Getting laid usually helps. That and time. Whatever comes first.

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[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You'll get over it and in 6 months you'll go back and read this thread and say "wtf was I thinking". Promise. In the mean time pack a pipe, have a drink, and go out with your friends.

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sounds like you aren't fucked.

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[–] tame 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"To get over someone old, get under someone new."

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