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This actually happened to a coworker of mine. He came into work complaining about his jaw being locked up. Later on he was telling me about eating ass the night before. He didn't correlate the two until I said something. The look on his face was awesome when he realized it!!
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[–] nottashill 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I didn't even have to read past the title to know HPOP was here.
[–] 7026339? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ass? No. Ecstasy? Yes.
[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I got a jaw problem from sleeping funny once.
[–] nosg ago
I once had to use a correction device for two weeks because of a stupid yawn, WTF body?!
[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago
IDK what a correction device does, but it sounds pretty uncomfortable.
[–] nosg 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not exactly that, but I used to think the tongue never gets tired (we're always speaking, right?). Well it turns out it really does.
[–] Pacawac 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This actually happened to a coworker of mine. He came into work complaining about his jaw being locked up. Later on he was telling me about eating ass the night before. He didn't correlate the two until I said something. The look on his face was awesome when he realized it!!
[–] Ryuhwan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I swear to god.. How has he not run out of these types of questions, lol.
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
no but i was just picking my nose and my finger smelled like pussy