Anon Archived How well thought-out is your Zombie Preparedness Plan? (AskVoat)
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Anon Archived How well thought-out is your Zombie Preparedness Plan? (AskVoat)
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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Do meth users count as zombies?
[–] 6876301? [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Do I look like a goddamn scientist?
[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This reply is useless without pics.
[–] [deleted] 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Must be a regional thing. Where I'm at is white, then Hispanic, then other. Meth heads here are referred to as zombies, as in the body somehow soldiers on, but their mind is gone.
[–] ShitsInPringlesCans 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's not thought out at all. Is the zombie thing really a threat?
[–] 6876266? [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Probably not, which would justify your lack of planning.
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[–] 6876467? [S] ago
Whodat?
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[–] 6876362? [S] ago
Critique:
Add some zombie-specific weapons, like a tomahawk, or samurai sword if you can afford it
Get the means to board up your house (or some other building you have access to). Just have some timber and nails lying around. This isn't much use against "general services breakdown" (is that even a real thing?!), but it will keep zombies out.
You want a way of thinning their herd while they are gathered at your boarded-up door. Perhaps keep a halberd by a second-story window.
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[–] kammmmak 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
Simple, do not go to Europe.
Edit: Because the streets look like something out of a zombie flick.