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[–] prickballs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Had constipation over the summer, didn't drink enough water. Didn't feel like a shit for a week or two, that should have been a warning. Got a pain in the belly and thought, oh fuck, it's time.

Sat on the throne and nada. Pushed and nothing. Stomach pain got worse, much worse. Started to sweat and felt claustrophobic. Pushed really hard but nothing, started to run out of steam.

Severe pain started, so much so I opened the bathroom door and lay outside. It was crippling. During the breaks I tried again and again but nothing. At this point I was going to call an ambulance.

Fuck that. I'm gonna force this fucking thing outta me. This was not the best decision of the night but it happened.

I pushed and I pushed and I pushed and 'thunk!' this chunk of shit fell out of me. I was exhausted and relived.

But then I went to wipe my ass. It looked like someone with a nosebleed has sneezed in it. I had never seen that amount of blood mixed with feces.

I had opened myself from the inside out. I popped my own cherry. I went to the emergency room the next day because I was bleeding out my asshole, it must of been a student day because there were 10 fucking people around me as I talked to triage.

I showed them a photo of my bloodstained shitrag to which they replied 'you have a fissure in your anus, but is not an emergency'. They told me to put an appointment on with the ass doctor and get the fuck outta ER.

A few days went by and my hole healed up. I never went to the ass doctor but I did buy a laxative suppository because fuck me... the pain and discomfort I felt that night is nothing compared to shoving a pill an inch and a half up your asshole.

TL;DR: Buy a laxative suppository for emergencies. If ever the time comes you will be thankful for the option