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It happens to old people. Basically you get a fecal impaction and you literally start vomiting poop. Then you die. Then some poor guy has to clean it up.
my dog died from this :( a tumor on her butt hole stopped her from pooping, after a week with no poop I had to put her down :'( I'm sad now, guess I'll drink until I feel better
Had constipation over the summer, didn't drink enough water. Didn't feel like a shit for a week or two, that should have been a warning. Got a pain in the belly and thought, oh fuck, it's time.
Sat on the throne and nada. Pushed and nothing. Stomach pain got worse, much worse. Started to sweat and felt claustrophobic. Pushed really hard but nothing, started to run out of steam.
Severe pain started, so much so I opened the bathroom door and lay outside. It was crippling. During the breaks I tried again and again but nothing. At this point I was going to call an ambulance.
Fuck that. I'm gonna force this fucking thing outta me. This was not the best decision of the night but it happened.
I pushed and I pushed and I pushed and 'thunk!' this chunk of shit fell out of me. I was exhausted and relived.
But then I went to wipe my ass. It looked like someone with a nosebleed has sneezed in it. I had never seen that amount of blood mixed with feces.
I had opened myself from the inside out. I popped my own cherry. I went to the emergency room the next day because I was bleeding out my asshole, it must of been a student day because there were 10 fucking people around me as I talked to triage.
I showed them a photo of my bloodstained shitrag to which they replied 'you have a fissure in your anus, but is not an emergency'. They told me to put an appointment on with the ass doctor and get the fuck outta ER.
A few days went by and my hole healed up. I never went to the ass doctor but I did buy a laxative suppository because fuck me... the pain and discomfort I felt that night is nothing compared to shoving a pill an inch and a half up your asshole.
TL;DR: Buy a laxative suppository for emergencies. If ever the time comes you will be thankful for the option
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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
About a week. Assfixiation.
[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ha HAAAAAAAAAA!
[–] MLKKK 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
You need to see a doctor.
[–] Reddit_traitor 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Member when you got burned alive in front of r2d2?
[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Cause of death: butthurt
[–] 6869968? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If it were possible to die of butthurt millions would have died after the election
[–] Proppa 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
It happens to old people. Basically you get a fecal impaction and you literally start vomiting poop. Then you die. Then some poor guy has to clean it up.
[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I work at a fagspital. No, one does not start vomiting poop.
[–] l23r ago
Do you know where the closest Lesbotal is?
[–] 6870234? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
my dog died from this :( a tumor on her butt hole stopped her from pooping, after a week with no poop I had to put her down :'( I'm sad now, guess I'll drink until I feel better
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hot glue doesn't hold that strong. It would open back up after a bit.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You gotta sew it shut. Source 47 second mark.
[–] Wowbagger ago
Let's assume it's this stuff. Everyone should play more D&D.
[–] prickballs 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Had constipation over the summer, didn't drink enough water. Didn't feel like a shit for a week or two, that should have been a warning. Got a pain in the belly and thought, oh fuck, it's time.
Sat on the throne and nada. Pushed and nothing. Stomach pain got worse, much worse. Started to sweat and felt claustrophobic. Pushed really hard but nothing, started to run out of steam.
Severe pain started, so much so I opened the bathroom door and lay outside. It was crippling. During the breaks I tried again and again but nothing. At this point I was going to call an ambulance.
Fuck that. I'm gonna force this fucking thing outta me. This was not the best decision of the night but it happened.
I pushed and I pushed and I pushed and 'thunk!' this chunk of shit fell out of me. I was exhausted and relived.
But then I went to wipe my ass. It looked like someone with a nosebleed has sneezed in it. I had never seen that amount of blood mixed with feces.
I had opened myself from the inside out. I popped my own cherry. I went to the emergency room the next day because I was bleeding out my asshole, it must of been a student day because there were 10 fucking people around me as I talked to triage.
I showed them a photo of my bloodstained shitrag to which they replied 'you have a fissure in your anus, but is not an emergency'. They told me to put an appointment on with the ass doctor and get the fuck outta ER.
A few days went by and my hole healed up. I never went to the ass doctor but I did buy a laxative suppository because fuck me... the pain and discomfort I felt that night is nothing compared to shoving a pill an inch and a half up your asshole.
TL;DR: Buy a laxative suppository for emergencies. If ever the time comes you will be thankful for the option
[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've wondered this too
[–] Fragnostus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Voat asking the really important questions...