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[–] chags 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Really ludicrous. Now let's suppose some idiot would do this, what kind of eye shadow and what specific pattern would he use?

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[–] nottashill 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Links or patties?

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I didn't know dick contouring was a thing. Even more reason to not trust dick pics.

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[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I see what you did there.

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[–] heygeorge 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

We're gonna need some photographs.

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have a larger one tatooed on. Subtley different.

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[–] Opieswife 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Never knew this was a thing, probably because I have been married for so long. Hmm the things you learn ...

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[–] Consequence-Earned 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What? when i was 14 i made my very slight mustache look thicker and was caught by mom when we were at the mall and she wasnt quiet about it either.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

By mustache you mean your pubes and by at the mall you mean did this at the make up counter in Macy's, right?

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[–] Owodunni 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This is legit. But eye shadow is for rookies. What you want to do is to put sun lotion on your junk but not your balls, then tan, then profit. My balls are now choklet brown and bitches can't stop licking those bad boys!

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[–] muffalettadiver 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're back?!!!! FUCK YES

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