Archived If you could make one change to any movie, what would it be and why? (AskVoat)
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Archived If you could make one change to any movie, what would it be and why? (AskVoat)
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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Return of the Jedi.
Ewoks -> Wookiees
Forest Moon of Endor -> Kashyyyk
2' teddy bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses -> 7' bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses
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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't be silly. He's the only one who shot at all :P
[–] obscurantist ago
You don't need a movie for that. Just go to San Francisco.
[–] NoBueno 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
I Am Legend
Deeply meaningful novella ending
Retarded theatrical ending
I'd change the ending back to the original novella ending in which the protagonist realizes that he is the true monster for kidnapping and experimenting on primitive but intelligent beings that love and care for one another.
In the theatrical ending the monsters remain monsters, and the protagonist ends up being Jesus.
The novella ending was filmed but rejected by test audiences. It's worth watching for how powerful it is.
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[–] RamboCommando 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would add puppets to this movie... Labyrinth style.
[–] obscurantist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
MONKEY!
[–] StealthyPeacock 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In Django Unchained just have keep his shit together and just the movie would have had a far happier ending.
[–] TopShelfPrivilege [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I absolutely loved the movie up to that point.
[–] sterlingmaloryarcher 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha it was infuriating but I believe it was to show that even Shultz has downfalls. They go the whole movie making him look absolutely perfect and professional and I think it was important to show why he was so perfect, because when he loses he is a baaad loser.
[–] hoof_hearted 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Move The Hobbit into a 2 movie format, and change the orcs/goblins back to mostly practical effects. Also remove most of the excessive/added plotlines.
[–] roboticon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
There are so many movies that simply should have ended about 15 minutes before they did. The Dark Knight films have this issue.
[–] NoBueno ago
Batman should have died at the end of the trilogy. It'd be more meaningful if the trilogy's ending showed that not everything has a happy ending.
[–] usethemath 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Remove the love story from Tombstone, movie was great until the final scene with Wyatt Earp and Josephine dancing in the snow.
[–] Dial_B_For_Butts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'd just use the alternate ending to Dodgeball where Average Joe's loses. I thought it was hilarious.